Tuesday, January 29, 2008

I am a dentist

Trying to find things to destract myself from my infantile dependence on LOST and my ebullient enthusiasm pertaining to the season premiere of season 4 thursday night, I agreed to participate in a psychological study regarding the nature of friendships. I forgot what it was about, but I remember one of the questions dealt with self-confidence. I also remember my response to the question - do you have any self-confidence? ... I wasn't sure how to respond. Under some circumstances I am brimming with self-confidence and feel quasi-indestructible. However, at other times I feel like a steaming pile of $hit. So which am I?

Thursday, January 24, 2008

I am not Rambo

I would like to become the MVP of the National Hockey League. I mean, we're not going to get anywhere unless we set our hopes high, right?

Baptism by Fire

Today is a beautiful day. Today is the day I shall commence my devotion to pulling the rest of the world down to my level, so that they may finally see what I see.